tay toasts

There was a time in my life when I was something of a chief resident breakup-text expert. 

But now I'm in my thirties, and most of those friends, and their friends (and their friends) have found love.

And with all this love floating around, I thought: why not profit off it?

If you have a big day coming up and need help finding the right words, I can help. I specialize in best man and maid of honor speeches, but I can also write vows. (Though I strongly advise against telling your future spouse you outsourced them.)

For $300, you'll get an interview, a custom-written speech, and one round of edits.